Headline: IT'S TIME TO GO BACK TO WORK; ROSIE AND I ARE MUCH TOO CLOSE
Reporter: By Greg Freeman

Publication: ST. LOUIS POST-DISPATCH
Last Printed:  Sun., Apr. 18, 1999
Section: METRO, Page: C3, Edition: FIVE STAR LIFT

DAYTIME TV JUNKIE

If all goes well, I hope to be back at work this week, after being away a few weeks recuperating from surgery.
   It won't be a minute too soon.
  
I spent far too much of my recuperation watching daytime TV, and I learned something:
   Daytime TV is like a drug. It's addictive. It draws you in and then makes you come back for more.

For me, the addiction started while I was in the hospital. It's pretty boring being in the hospital. Except when family and friends came by to visit me, I spent 95 percent of my seven days there lying in bed, a television set at my side.
   And although I had plenty of books to read, I found it a lot easier to watch mindless television.
  
The hospital set had no cable TV, only the basic local channels and a fish channel. A camera was aimed at an aquarium where goldfish swam around and around. That was soothing for a bit, but after a while I began secretly wishing that someone would throw some piranha in there just for some action.

I soon started watching much of what was on during the day although with certain standards. I refused to watch any soap operas (my mother calls them her "stories"). I had no interest in those.
  
But I started watching lots of other programs. After watching so many of them, I developed opinions of them. Here are a few:

By now, it should be clear that my mind has been turning to mush while I've been recuperating. Not only do I want to get back to work, I need to, as soon as possible, for sanity's sake.


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