Headline: A LOOK AHEAD\ PREDICTIONS ARE EASY TO MAKE, HARDER TO FORGET
Reporter: By Gregory Freeman

Publication: ST. LOUIS POST-DISPATCH
Last Printed:   Thu., Jan. 1, 1998
Section: METRO, Page: C1, Edition: FIVE STAR LIFT

It's 1998, and this year's got me worried.

I know these things not because I have a crystal ball or anything close to one. Instead, I pay attention to what the psychics are saying, and these are some of their predictions for this year.
  
Those folks have abilities far beyond yours or mine. They consult the stars, check the charts and are able to predict what is going to happen. In fact, according to one of the tabloids, Nostradamus predicted 500 years ago that we'll see a worldwide credit card this year, "which the poor people of this Earth will not be able to afford."
  
I listen to what the psychics have to say. After all, the late Jeane Dixon once predicted President John F. Kennedy's assassination, and he was killed 35 years ago. So maybe these folks are onto something.

Now, I've got to admit that they weren't so good in making predictions for 1997. I waited until the last minute Wednesday before concluding that the predictions for that year weren't going to come true.

Unfortunately, the psychics weren't that good in making predictions for 1996, either.

OK, so the psychics haven't always been right.
   Jeane Dixon was unable to predict her death last year.
   And Dionne Warwick's psychic friends didn't predict the death of her singing career years ago.
Still, I predict that I'll be hanging around my TV set a lot this year. I don't want to miss that Gettysburg resurrection.

My only other prediction for this year is this: Your check will still be in the mail.


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